Genetically bred “Assaine”

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First- I’m going to assume Mr. Davis meant “assassin”?

A murderer of an important person in a surprise attack for political or religious reasons.

Things Pit Bulls have been compared to by BSL Advocates: 

• ISIS
• “Assaine” aka Assassin
• Mutant
• Land sharks
• T-rex
• Satan’s pets
• Demon 
• Ted Bundy
• Jeffery Dahmer
• Wayne Gacy 
• Jack The Ripper
• Car jackers
• Drunk Drivers
• The Ford Pinto
• Defective cribs
• Pools
• Anything that has ever killed a human since the dawn of time

Everything BSL Advocates have blamed Pit Bulls for:

• Obama’s first presidential election.
• Obama’s second presidential election
• Crack
• Meth
• Pot
• The Economy
• The rising gas prices
• The war in Iraq
• Plane crashes
• Train accidents 
• Car crashes
• 9/11 (remember- pit bulls are ISIS extremists)
• Racism
• Murder
• Rape
• Robbery
• The fall of the Middle East 
• Trailer Parks
• The Ghettos
• The need for Welfare
• Mad cow disease 
• Pollution
• Glob warming
• The civil war
• The KKK era 
• The death of MLK
• The death of Kennedy
• The music debut of Vanilla Ice
• Seattle SeaHawks 2015super bowl loss
• Frozen
• Failing high school
• A bee sting
• Getting hit by a car
• Getting hit by a bike
• Falling down stairs 
• Stubbing a toe
• Running out of milk
• Long lines at the bank
• Poor choices
• Irresponsible behavior 

I’m pretty sure I’ve left something out, but I think you get the point. One thing I can say is- my dog is far from a genetically bred “Assaine”. He’s far too lazy and there is nothing silent about him. I like to think he’s the ninja master of gas with the deadly weapon of the black whacking tail.